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Sunday, March 14, 2010

A wife's fantasy ride on Time machine - short story

Fantasy! This single word has enormous power to make our heart flutter..

I'm whirring fassst¦ Time machine taking me to Stone age /
Wowww! beautiful dense forests... clean air... sparklingly clean water...
Who is standing there in that apple garden?
What r they doing... fighting clawing groping.. ewww! 2 hairy animals! No No it's humans!!

Oh my god!! Is this the famous Adam and Eve?!

Hairy bodies, yellow teeth.. smelly breath... yucky! Oh my.. what are they upto? !

Growling like animals they r clawing each other and ouch! No wonder that lady screams in pain!

Enough of this barbarians! God i'm scared! I would like to have a word with Milton for making them sound like some sweet smelling angels in his Paradise Lost! what a realisation !!

Whizzzzzzzzzzzzz...... going to 1800s

Ahaaa..the streets r well planned! That temple looks great. Bullock carts and horses fill the roads.

Is that what king's palace? must be...

Palace is filled with gold statues. Walls r painted with gems and pearls.. I should take back some of these fortune..

but where is the king?...

There he is! Romancing his lady love.. queen..
Hey wait! That king looks like my hubby!!!! oh my that's him! How dare he romancing another lady!?....

I stalk down the long corridor and pull king away from that lady[lady psst]'s clutches..

Hubby , no no.. king, turns his angry eyes on me "Who are you, wench?™

U ungrateful ape! I'm your wife!

You r wearing men's garb, wench! Are u a spy? Is this some ploy to kill me?
Don't try to act smart, Hub! U r not to touch her!!
King rolls his eyes and claps his hands and 2 soldiers appears...
Take this crazy looking wench to prison. Tomorrow burn her to death!
Aww no court! no arguments! no justice!

Our 2000 sounds better!

I start running for my life.. jumping on my time machine! whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr.......

Phewwww 1800s wont do! let me try 1900s

Americaaaaaaaaaaaa! ohh hooooooooo

Men look dirty, sporting long hair, too many bead chains around their neck, cigs lolling on the side of their mouth...

Women look dirtier with their nicotine teeth, drug induced glazy eyes

I go into a bar..

Hey who is dancing there that's 'him' again! my hub now with a different woman? !
I go up to him and push him hard!
He goes sprawling on dance floor...

Whoa babe eazy ! eazy ! what's up? You wanna dance with me? is that what this is all about ? !

How dare u dance with her... that dirty looking ****!! U r my hub, remember?
Oh ...me ur hub? !

Guffaws all around......

I realize i'm in 1900s and not in 2008..

But how the hell this hub of mine didnt romance me even once in all of his births????!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrr....runs back to my time machine

Y this damn machine is not starting kicking hardddddddddd....

Ouch! stop that wife ! U r hurting me!

I am lying on my bed, waking form my crazy dream.. hub practically rattling my teeth by shaking me...

Sorry honey! I thought I was kicking my time machine.. he he...


On seeing his face, , all my anger at seeing him with other women comes back in full force..
But don't talk to me! i'm angry with u!

Err.. started early today eh ? he grins..

But see.. i have a valid reason. I saw u romancing other women in 1800 and 1900!!

Valid indeed ! ! Don't be stupid wife! U and your weird dreams...

Yes..I know. still...

Hey know what.. u were a dirty American hippy in your 1900s birth and a King in 1800s birth..

But sadly, u were not a boring doctor like now!.. I giggle

Still how could he romance other women?... thoughts started nagging me

Hey! may be it was me all the time! Maybe I looked different in my previous births.. he he..

awww..fantasy works in all ways !! lolz

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துளசி கோபால் said...


found you:-)

Umbrella said...

wow! that's fast! thank you Mam. Happy to see u here.

Deepa Raman said...

true...we could have used that 40 minutes to discuss about our legal rights and increasing awareness of 1575 bloggers in chennai to the market..

i started discussion in that way..but then the answers went in different directions..but nevertheless all the bloggers were funny and great..loved the meet..are you on facebook?

Deepa Raman said...


loginto facebook to check that women photo...i got it.

Umbrella said...

Hey..nice to see u here :). It seems u read my post in Ibibo but cdnt post ur comment. Sorry for that yaar. Only those who join my network can post comment thr. thanks for ur feedback here. It's nice to know that many feel the same abt the meet's agenda. But..yea..it was fun meeting all those bloggers. I got that pic too from Sylvian...tho i look awful in that! lolzzz.